oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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