Ambien. No doubt about it.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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