i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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