she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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