Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
