I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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