I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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