Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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