You're so nebulous sometimes
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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