this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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