i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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