PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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