Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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