Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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