Its about making memories worth repressing
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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