I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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