She's JV to your varsity
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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