We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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