You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Too much gin, very little bucket
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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