When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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