i need an iv and a liver transplant
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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