Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need to calm my uterus...
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
