I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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