Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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