Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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