I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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