I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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