whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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