it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Randomize
