i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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