They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just found puke in my bra..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Panties = found
Randomize
