I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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