do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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