I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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