come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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