So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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