yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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