I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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