He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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