that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I know her cup size but not her name....
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