Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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