I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Are my feet made of real feet?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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