I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
