so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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