yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize