oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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