Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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