mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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