In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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