I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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