i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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