Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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