speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I have post one night stand depression
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