peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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